UPDATE: Thanks, Dwight Silverman (or dsilv as I like to call him), for the note that Rourke has backed out. I’d call him a wuss if I weren’t terrified of him.
I don’t watch wrestling, nor do I care about wrestling or even like to use the word “wrestle,” which makes me feel sort of wrestless…hmmm…anyway, Mickey Rourke told some dude from Extra that he is going to join Wrestlemaina in Houston (watch at the end of the video). WTF?
This is the awesomest of the awesome. These folks are winners I tells ya, WINNERS. (NSFW for language)